Ham Joe
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 | Subject: losing weight  Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:14 pm | |
| A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde. http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html | |
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kk
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| | Subject: Re: losing weight Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:27 pm | |
| i dont get it  IM SOOOOO BLOND!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: losing weight Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51 pm | |
| kk, instead of skipping a meal, she skipped, as in with her feet ALL day | |
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