There were 3 blondes guys, stranded on one side of a river, and need to cross. They find a magic lamp and are each granted a wish.
The first blonde wishes to be smarter. He turned into a redhead and swam across.
The second blonde wished to be smarter than the first. He turned into a brunette and built a boat, and road over.
The third wished 2 be smarter than both. He turned into a woman, and walked across the BRIDGE!